"Do you like it Scott? Do you? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenormen chili."
In episode Sixty-Nine of South Park, Cartman is tricked into buying pubes from an older kid named Scott Tenormen. Cartman exacts his revenge in the most logical way; by tricking the older kid into eating his own parents.
After several attempts to regain his money Cartman is fed up. With no help from his friends and at the end of his rope, Cartman sets his evil plan into motion.
Through a very calculated series of events, Cartman arranges a chili cook off. The secret ingredient in Cartman's chili? The dead bodies of Scott's parents. Cartman had plotted to get them caught trespassing and thus shot to death by a hillbilly farmer. He then stole the bodies and spent the entire night sawing them into tiny bite size chunks.
To add insult to injury Cartman also arranged for Radiohead (Scott's favorite band) to be on location for this heinous act.
The sweet taste of revenge just isn't enough for Cartman so he follows up by licking the tears from Scott's face.
THAT was badass.
See video here.
2 comments:
Chris, this must be derived from a famous episode in the Elizabethan revenge tragedy Titus Andronicus, wherein the title character kills the sons of his enemy and feeds them to her baked in meat pies---written by that 17th century badass, William Shakespeare.
It is sir. I have never read the play but that is a very South Park thing to do. It's one of the smartest shows on television, people just don't understand to look past the fart and dick jokes.
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